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Oh no! Swanny's gone! I need him to take the blame for things qand make me look good. Whoops. Dont worry, he's just over there in the water. Wait, Water!? Swanny must of wet the bed. Again. I waded out of my bed and to parliment house. It was probably those guys at the office having some fun. Good joke guys I missed the bus on my way to work. Damn public transport Ahh crap. Julia is in today. luckily a brough my sun glasses so i don't have to look at her hair I told the guys about all the water. . . And why Swanny woke up with me that morning Don't worry, it was a short and Jokular conversation

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  • Oh no! Swanny's gone! I need him to take the blame for things qand make me look good. Whoops. Dont worry, he's just over there in the water. Wait, Water!? Swanny must of wet the bed. Again. I waded out of my bed and to parliment house. It was probably those guys at the office having some fun. Good joke guys I missed the bus on my way to work. Damn public transport Ahh crap. Julia is in today. luckily a brough my sun glasses so i don't have to look at her hair I told the guys about all the water. . . And why Swanny woke up with me that morning Don't worry, it was a short and Jokular conversation
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  • Oh no! Swanny's gone! I need him to take the blame for things qand make me look good. Whoops. Dont worry, he's just over there in the water. Wait, Water!? Swanny must of wet the bed. Again. I waded out of my bed and to parliment house. It was probably those guys at the office having some fun. Good joke guys I missed the bus on my way to work. Damn public transport Ahh crap. Julia is in today. luckily a brough my sun glasses so i don't have to look at her hair I told the guys about all the water. . . And why Swanny woke up with me that morning Apparently it's all about this global warming thingy that Peter has been telling me about. It's probably something pale and scary with zombie eyes like him. Sorry Peter. Probably shouldent of said that. I wouldent want you to eat my brains. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Don't worry, it was a short and Jokular conversation I have so much to do today: Apologize to some coons, hand out some money to those lovely men living on the parliment house steps aswell as declare war on fast cars, big dogs, working families and those annoying little rings they have under the lids on milk bottles. But wait, the whole parliment house is under water! how did it take me this long to notice, perhaps i should get some bigger glasses. Luckily, i was able to inflate my massive ego to keep us afloat. Whats happening Swanny? Why is global warming ruining my perfectly schedualed day. It seems that the north pole has melted because of the emisions from my hair spray cans. I knew bundy bear was up to something. Oh no! My socks got wet. now i'm going to get wrinkly feet. I have to put a stop to gloabal warming before anything worse happens. Quick Swanny! To the Rudd Mobile Since Swanny crashed the Rudd Mobiel, we have to take a plane to the north pole. Luckily, due to canberra's terrible planning, the airport is right next door. I'm trying to get on the plane but the air hostes is being a real bitch. Apparently the plane is all full. I think i'm going to have to verbally abuse her It's ok. I just took a plane from the shed. Those nice americans gave them to us for absolutely nothing. So much better than buying them new. It's a good thing Swanny has his piolots liscence or we'd be screwed HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Damn this plane food is disgusting. Luckily i packed. Hey guys! I just joined the mile high club. With myself. It's a good thing i brough Zach Effron poster after all. Swanny Joined with me. That was quick, it only took him like 30 seconds Look, where here, the north pole. That was surprisingly quick. Time to land us Swanny.
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