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Rafael "Rafa the Goatee" Beneath-us Maudes (born 16 April 1960) is a fat, sweaty Spanish waiter famous for his special house paella, world-renowned because it is specially flavoured with the distict taste of Slur Alex Fergusons bile. He was also manager & part time player of the Mickey Mousers Soccer Franchise but now is in FC Moratti. This is a particularly great achievement seeing that he suffers from acute myopia(blindness for the uninformed). It is rumoured that, if he is ever to smile, he will instantly and spontaneously self combust.

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  • Rafael Benítez
  • Rafael Benítez
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  • Rafael Benítez Maudes (ur. 16 kwietnia 1960 w Madrycie) – słynny hiszpański kelner trener piłkarski, aktualnie szkolący pizzojadów z Nepalu. Słynie z hiszpańskiego temperamentu i głębokiej nienawiści do byłego już szkoleniowca Chelsea – José Mourinho. Jest trochę otyły jak na człowieka zajmującego się profesjonalnie sportem, ale nie przeszkadza mu to w długotrwałym siedzeniu z aktorską miną wpatrując się w murawę. Ma wiele pseudonimów, za najsłynniejsze uważa się Rafa, Benny Hill, Bandito i Big Ben. Niegdyś był piłkarzem. Świadkowie jego występów nie chcą się o nich wypowiadać.
  • Rafael "Rafa the Goatee" Beneath-us Maudes (born 16 April 1960) is a fat, sweaty Spanish waiter famous for his special house paella, world-renowned because it is specially flavoured with the distict taste of Slur Alex Fergusons bile. He was also manager & part time player of the Mickey Mousers Soccer Franchise but now is in FC Moratti. This is a particularly great achievement seeing that he suffers from acute myopia(blindness for the uninformed). It is rumoured that, if he is ever to smile, he will instantly and spontaneously self combust.
  • Rafael "Rafa" Benítez Maudes (born 16 April 1960) is a Spanish football coach currently managing Newcastle United. He is the only manager in history to have won the UEFA Cup, UEFA Super Cup, UEFA Champions League and the FIFA Club World Cup.
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  • Linares
  • Parla
  • → Guardamar
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  • Rafael Benítez Maudes
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  • Napoli
  • Real Valladolid
  • Extremadura
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