Britain's Got Talent is a show devised by the Evil Overlord and Presidenté da Primetime Entertainment Simon Cowell. Simon, along with two other judges (who have a combined IQ of 16) attempt the long and daunting search to find someone that they can whore out across the Globe with an increasingly bizarre set of sob stories. This allows Simon to keep his giant pool full with £50 notes to be swum in whenever he takes the fancy.
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| - Britain's Got Talent is a show devised by the Evil Overlord and Presidenté da Primetime Entertainment Simon Cowell. Simon, along with two other judges (who have a combined IQ of 16) attempt the long and daunting search to find someone that they can whore out across the Globe with an increasingly bizarre set of sob stories. This allows Simon to keep his giant pool full with £50 notes to be swum in whenever he takes the fancy.
- Britain's Got Talent, having recently finished its sixth series, is a Talent Show where people perform talent acts with the aim of winning a public vote and perform in front of HM The Queen (for the second series HRH The Prince of Wales) at The Royal Variety Show. Each contestant performs in front of three judges. The judges have three buzzers and can push them if they want the act to stop. All three buttons pressed- the act stops. Tolerated primarily for the ridiculous and often hilariously bad auditions and the inevitable scathing responses. The judges here are/were:
- Britain's Got Talent is a British television show on ITV and part of the Got Talent series. Presented by Ant & Dec, it is a search for Britain's next best talent act and File:250px-BritainsGotTalentlogo.jpg features singers, dancers, comedians, variety acts, and other talents of all ages. Anyone who believes they are talented is encouraged to audition. The winner of each series receives £100,000 and is given the opportunity to perform at the Royal Variety Performance in front of members of the Royal Family, including the Queen.
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| - Britain's Got Talent, having recently finished its sixth series, is a Talent Show where people perform talent acts with the aim of winning a public vote and perform in front of HM The Queen (for the second series HRH The Prince of Wales) at The Royal Variety Show. Each contestant performs in front of three judges. The judges have three buzzers and can push them if they want the act to stop. All three buttons pressed- the act stops. Tolerated primarily for the ridiculous and often hilariously bad auditions and the inevitable scathing responses. The judges here are/were:
* Simon Cowell (2007-present); The Mean Brit, even in his own country; sat out the auditions in the 2011 series but returned for the 2011 live shows and onwards
* Amanda Holden (2007-present); comedy actress and model (Google Image Search will generate underwear)
* Piers Morgan (2007-2010); former editor of the Daily Mirror; left after the 2010 series to build his career in America
* Morgan is dubbed "Piers Moron" by Private Eye as Ian Hislop has a long-standing feud with him, was actually sacked by the paper after running pictures purporting to show Iraqis being abused by British troops. That were in fact mocked up -- in the UK. Military commentators spotted errors very quickly.
* Morgan is probably the least popular man on British TV. Stephen Fry -- the most cuddly man in the world -- defined "countryside" as killing Piers Morgan on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, and angry environmentalists say of Jeremy Clarkson "but he did punch Piers Morgan".
* Kelly Brook (2009); model and actress (Google Image search is probably NSFW). She was briefly a judge for season three, but four judges was found to be impractical and she was made redundant.
* Louis Walsh (2010-present); one of Cowell's co-judges on The X Factor; not a regular judge on this show, but occasionally shows up when one of the other judges is ill or otherwise busy
* David Hasselhoff (2011); former America's Got Talent judge
* Michael McIntyre (2011); stand-up comedian
* Alesha Dixon (2012-present); singer, recently defected from Strictly Come Dancing
* David Walliams (2012-present); comedian and actor The two hosts of the show are Ant and Dec. The show also airs a spin-off, Britain's Got More Talent, after each episode of the main show. This show is hosted by magician/presenter Stephen Mulhern and focuses more on the backstage elements of the show, with a stronger emphasis on comedy. Has a Trans Atlantic Equivalent in the form of America's Got Talent, which debuted first in 2006 due to issues with the British pilot.
- Britain's Got Talent is a show devised by the Evil Overlord and Presidenté da Primetime Entertainment Simon Cowell. Simon, along with two other judges (who have a combined IQ of 16) attempt the long and daunting search to find someone that they can whore out across the Globe with an increasingly bizarre set of sob stories. This allows Simon to keep his giant pool full with £50 notes to be swum in whenever he takes the fancy.
- Britain's Got Talent is a British television show on ITV and part of the Got Talent series. Presented by Ant & Dec, it is a search for Britain's next best talent act and File:250px-BritainsGotTalentlogo.jpg features singers, dancers, comedians, variety acts, and other talents of all ages. Anyone who believes they are talented is encouraged to audition. The winner of each series receives £100,000 and is given the opportunity to perform at the Royal Variety Performance in front of members of the Royal Family, including the Queen. The first series of the talent show began on 9 June 2007, and was broadcast daily with a live final on 17 June 2007, revealing Paul Potts as the first winner. Street-dancer George Sampson went on to win the second series of the show on 31 May 2008. The third series began on 11 April 2009, and ended on 30 May 2009, with Diversity being named winners infront of 19.2 million viewers (roughly 68% of the viewing audience). For a list of all acts that have auditioned for Britain's Got Talent, see List of Britain's Got Talent Acts (please note list is not entirely complete).
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