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Bob Barker is the founding father of the AAAA (Animal Abuse Activists of America) and has been ruthlessly torturing animals by severing their reproductive organs, both internal and external, since approximately 1975. He and Ed McMahon started the AAAA together and began their rituals by luring stray cats and alley kittens into their mansion with raw bird meat and exorbitant amounts of catnip, the likes of which have yet to be matched in quantity in the time since. Pundits believe Barker and McMahon began the organization following their unwilling surgery to have their conjoined heads separated several years prior. The anger built up from them no longer sharing the same brain resulted in much pain for these animals.

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  • Bob Barker is the founding father of the AAAA (Animal Abuse Activists of America) and has been ruthlessly torturing animals by severing their reproductive organs, both internal and external, since approximately 1975. He and Ed McMahon started the AAAA together and began their rituals by luring stray cats and alley kittens into their mansion with raw bird meat and exorbitant amounts of catnip, the likes of which have yet to be matched in quantity in the time since. Pundits believe Barker and McMahon began the organization following their unwilling surgery to have their conjoined heads separated several years prior. The anger built up from them no longer sharing the same brain resulted in much pain for these animals.
  • Robert William “Bob” Barker (born December 12, 1923) is an American former television game show host. He is best known for hosting CBS' The Price Is Right from 1972 to 2007, making it the longest-running daytime game show in North American television history. After holding the job for 35 years and having been in television for 50 years, Bob retired on June 15, 2007.
  • Bob Barker is a Dog Character from the show The Sound and the Furry.
  • Robert William "Bob" Barker (born December 12, 1923 in Darrington, Washington) is an American former television game show host. He is best known for hosting CBS' The Price is Right from 1972-2007, making it the longest-running game show in North American television history. He also hosted Truth or Consequences from 1956-1974.
  • Bob Barker was a television institution; a man of poise and class- WOOOOHHHH!!! WOOOOHHHH!!! It is easy to get swept up in the excitement of seeing Bob. Because of his charm and his unparalleled financial acumen, Stephen nominates him to be the new president of the World Bank. Image:MiniMaleSilhouette1.jpg Bob Barker is an article about a person who is not Stephen.Please add more details so America can better judge Bob Barker's worthiness.
  • Bob Barker is named after the original host of The Price is Right game show.
  • Robert William "Bob" Barker (born December 12, 1923) is an American former television game show host. He is best known for hosting The Price Is Right. He provided the voice for himself in episode The Lesser of Two Evils.
  • THE end He also had a show known as "The Price Is Right", which nobody watches. It was cancelled following his death.
  • Bob Barker (b. 1923) is the long running host of the long running game show The Price is Right. Him and his infamous catchphrase where parodied in a Robot Chicken episode, in which he began spaying and neutering animals with gardening tools.
  • Barker is known for his animal advocacy, as seen when he gave a reminder to viewers to spay and neuter their pets at the end of each show. Brian was once watching an episode and expressed distaste at that statement in "Brian in Love". The set of Survivor, is apparently on the same set as The Price is Right, as revealed when Peter was a contestant on Survivor and knocked over the reality show's backdrop in "Screwed the Pooch". Prince was once a contestant on The Price is Right, as seen in "Tales of a Third Grade Nothing".
  • When Barney Stinson was a kid, he asked his mother, Loretta, who his father was. She pointed at the TV while The Price Is Right was on and said 'That guy". Throughout his life, Barney believed that Bob Barker was his dad. In Cleaning House, Barney admits to the gang that he knows that Bob Barker can't be his dad, but he believed it because it made him feel special.
  • Bob Barker cannot be permanently killed by any means known to man. Due to being half werewolf and half vampire, he revives on the full moon after being killed. A superhuman actor, he stands at 7 feet tall and has the lowest buoyancy known to man. His body temperature runs at a cool 66.6 degrees Fahrenheit and he washes his hair with ashes from the pits of Hell. His skin is resistant to most chemicals, including sulfuric acid, and his daily meals consist of bamboo and glass shards for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and then computers and humans for snacks late at night. His teeth are made of fire and brimstone, he shits demons and can easily consume your soul if you refuse him the deserved respect. One little known fact about him is that he sold his soul to Satan, his father, which is why he
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