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Lancaster University was built in a warehouse above a prominent night club, the Sugarhouse, in 1694. No subjects were taught; instead students would choose to stay there as a holiday destination, spending all night dancing to Cheesy Pop music and all day wrecked out of their skulls on a selection of research chemicals. This was deemed non-constructive by local officials, and it moved to its current site in 2005. It is a perpetual building site and is not planned on being completed ever. Due to this, all upstanding accommodation consists of regenerated prison blocks, is just below the minimum standard in the country, and to be quite honest, no-one is complaining.

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rdfs:label	Lancaster University
rdfs:comment	Lancaster University was built in a warehouse above a prominent night club, the Sugarhouse, in 1694. No subjects were taught; instead students would choose to stay there as a holiday destination, spending all night dancing to Cheesy Pop music and all day wrecked out of their skulls on a selection of research chemicals. This was deemed non-constructive by local officials, and it moved to its current site in 2005. It is a perpetual building site and is not planned on being completed ever. Due to this, all upstanding accommodation consists of regenerated prison blocks, is just below the minimum standard in the country, and to be quite honest, no-one is complaining.
dcterms:subject	Lancashire Universities and colleges in the United Kingdom
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abstract	Lancaster University was built in a warehouse above a prominent night club, the Sugarhouse, in 1694. No subjects were taught; instead students would choose to stay there as a holiday destination, spending all night dancing to Cheesy Pop music and all day wrecked out of their skulls on a selection of research chemicals. This was deemed non-constructive by local officials, and it moved to its current site in 2005. It is a perpetual building site and is not planned on being completed ever. Due to this, all upstanding accommodation consists of regenerated prison blocks, is just below the minimum standard in the country, and to be quite honest, no-one is complaining. Common activities include: * Dominoes * Binge drinking * Casual debauchery * Darts * Pissing on a fag end. * Getting lost on campus * Winding up the Assistant Dean * Car park hockey * Collecting gold tokens inside the dome. * Purchasing and subsequently consuming cheesy curly fries from Sultan's. * Taking expeditions into South West without truly knowing whether you'll ever find your way back out again * Having all your tuition fees spent by the Management School The object of Lancaster University is to stay in as long as possible. Sources suggest the record is 14 months.

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