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| - Hayley and Jeff Fischer's adopted son Nemo turns out to be a young Anti-Christ in "Season's Beatings". He is voiced by writer Murray Miller.
- "Anyone or anything that actively opposes Jesus Christ (either openly or secretly) is an anti-Christ" (“Lesson 20: Korihor, the Anti-Christ,” Primary 4: Book of Mormon, 67) Speaking to those early Saints, aware of the advancing apostasy, John sounds a warning: “Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; … Many false prophets are gone out into the world” (1 John 2:18; 1 John 4:1). It is a warning that echoes what the Savior Himself had said: “There shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect” (Matthew 24:24).
- The Anti-Christ is the Woodland Critters' savior, much like how Jesus Christ is the savior for Christians, who appears in the Season Eight episode, "Woodland Critter Christmas".
- Now, lets get down to brass tacks for just a minute here. I know some of you skeptics out there are thinking in your think-factories. You're thinking, "I thought I knew damn near everything about JC!" and, "You're some kinda evil-doer, aren't you?! Tell the truth!" Others argue that every member of the Christ family must have an anti, an arch nemesis. Sam Nicepants, a leading antichristologist, has this to say: Heredity, Family, or Tool of the Devil? You decide!
- I am the Anti-Christ. If you met me, you would dismiss that statement as absurdity. I am not as I appear. In fact, one incarnation alone does not properly describe me. This is not my first time walking on this Earth. I am not a person as much as I am an influence. From the moment when I fell to Earth from the Heavens, I have walked amongst your brothers and sisters. I have been of every color, creed, and nationality that your peculiar species has identified with to separate yourselves from one another. I have been peasants, I have been kings. I have been persecutors, I have been martyrs. Throughout all of your history, I was there, occasionally guiding the world closer to its demise, and all of you were none the wiser.
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| - I am the Anti-Christ. If you met me, you would dismiss that statement as absurdity. I am not as I appear. In fact, one incarnation alone does not properly describe me. This is not my first time walking on this Earth. I am not a person as much as I am an influence. From the moment when I fell to Earth from the Heavens, I have walked amongst your brothers and sisters. I have been of every color, creed, and nationality that your peculiar species has identified with to separate yourselves from one another. I have been peasants, I have been kings. I have been persecutors, I have been martyrs. Throughout all of your history, I was there, occasionally guiding the world closer to its demise, and all of you were none the wiser. My purpose is simple. Some may call it childish, in fact. If I can not return to the Heavens as God, I am going to do everything I can to stop anyone else from entering. If I had my way, each and every one of you would descend with my army and I into the depths of Hell, come the day of reckoning. But, I have a plan. Your Father has made you a promise, a glimpse of the future surrounding the times when he will judge the living and the dead, when he will divide your kind into those to be damned with me and those to ascend to the Heavens with him. But, what if your Father can not fulfill that promise? There have been circumstances laid out for that day, assumptions made by your Father about what I will do. In order to nullify his promise, all I must do is prevent his prophecies from being fulfilled. When I reign, I won't claim to be Christ. When I reign, my vessel won't be blue-eyed. When I reign, I will be the only one to know. The only action I must take to ruin this scheme is nonaction. Humanity needs not my assistance in damning itself. Even now, my existence itself is being questioned. I am the Anti-Christ, and my plan has worked.
- Hayley and Jeff Fischer's adopted son Nemo turns out to be a young Anti-Christ in "Season's Beatings". He is voiced by writer Murray Miller.
- "Anyone or anything that actively opposes Jesus Christ (either openly or secretly) is an anti-Christ" (“Lesson 20: Korihor, the Anti-Christ,” Primary 4: Book of Mormon, 67) Speaking to those early Saints, aware of the advancing apostasy, John sounds a warning: “Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; … Many false prophets are gone out into the world” (1 John 2:18; 1 John 4:1). It is a warning that echoes what the Savior Himself had said: “There shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect” (Matthew 24:24).
- Now, lets get down to brass tacks for just a minute here. I know some of you skeptics out there are thinking in your think-factories. You're thinking, "I thought I knew damn near everything about JC!" and, "You're some kinda evil-doer, aren't you?! Tell the truth!" Recent DNA tests have shown, using samples acquired during the Shroud of Turing Scare of 1988, in events unrelated to a sophisticated heist on the Vatican, a high probability that a recently unearthed ancient tomb lady, inscriptions calling her Anti Melissa Christ and this so-called Jesus Christ are related. Also, several articles in her tomb seemed to indicate heavy ties to the Jesus, including a rare, never-released-on-cd demo recording of the Christs jamming along with pop acid lounge punk extravaganza DHL a.k.a. the Drowning Harp Legumes. Others argue that every member of the Christ family must have an anti, an arch nemesis. Sam Nicepants, a leading antichristologist, has this to say: Heredity, Family, or Tool of the Devil? You decide! The most recent Anti-Christ sighting was made in small town in Utah, where the anti-christ is said to play piano and corrupt the could of innocent children by turning them away from metal to a more "decent sound." It is also reported that the Jee-man himself has undergone a quest to destroy this Anti-Christ using the sweet guitar of BB King combined with the philosophical sweetness of Nietzsche.
- The Anti-Christ is the Woodland Critters' savior, much like how Jesus Christ is the savior for Christians, who appears in the Season Eight episode, "Woodland Critter Christmas".
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