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| - Man: Damn. My hypothesis was wrong. There was no way that seastone could make it possible. I need to start over with a new one. Man: Who's there? Woman: Excuse me sir, but the crab stew you ordered is here. Man: I got to admit, this place sure knows how to cook. After this though, I must continue my research. ????: Kill all of the women and children, but bring the men to me! Okamas: YES! ????: Okahahahaha! Now tell me handsome one, do you want to become the husband to a god? Man: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! NO! HELL NO! ????: WHAT! you don't wish to become my husband? Do you not understand, I am an okama god and I have come to call you? Man: Hell NO! Stay away from me you freak! ????: What? I am not a freak, I am a god you lowly peasent. Man: Damn Okamas... Man: Hey, leave those women a- Okama 1: OHMYGOSH! LOOK AT THAT DREAMBOAT! Okama 2: My my! He will make a perfect husband for our dear god! Okama 3: Yes yes! Man: Get the hell away from me!! Man: Dear god... ????: Now, your last chance? Will you become my husband or not? Man About to Get Exeucated: Hell no! Krolowa: So who do we have here? Krolowa: You! I want you as my husband! Man: GAH!!!!! Man: Get away from my ass you sick pile of meat! I will not marry you! Unless you want to get smacked in the face, I suggest you don't touch me so sexually anymore! Raymond: Who the hell are ya anyways? And tell me why would you raid such a small town like this? Raymond: (thinking) Damn, looks like this one's going to be a tough battle. Not only that, but this guy knows some rokushiki. No matter, I just need to deduct his fighting patterns then it would be easy. Okama 1: Hes prefect Krolowa! Okama 2: He shall become our king! Krolowa: Be quiet! Give us some room, we are going to have some fun. Krolowa: Your dealing with me now! Raymond: That's it? My turn! Krolowa: Tell me? Would you look go in a pair of speedos or just shorts? My my? Raymond: Hell no! DON'T EVEN MENTION A QUESTION LIKE THAT!!!!! Krolowa: You fool how dare assult me! You fool not even a handsome man like you can't lay a finger on me unless I say so. Okama 1: Hide! Okama 2: Lord Krolowa is going on a rampage! Krolowa: Now become mine Okahahahaha! Raymond: BITE ME!!!! Raymond: Be honored okama. It's not every day that I decide to put more effort into combat. Here, you have sealed your fate, and I'll be the one to crush you. Okama: Boss! Krolowa: Okahahaha! Something wrong? For a smart guy that was pretty dumb, I thought you goody goods hated to harm children and blah blah. Haha. But look what you did, you hurt the poor little boy heh. *holds up the boy* Oh what are you going to do now? Are you made or what? Come on lets see you man and show me just what you smart guys can do. Lets see how much fun we can have with you huh? Raymond: You got to be kidding me... Raymond: I could care less about the child! In life... Raymond: YOU NEED TO MAKE SOME SACRIFICES!!!!!!! Raymond: Sides, it's required in order for a scientist to succeed. Krolowa: Oh I get it your, just like me aren't you? You could carless about those who are ugly, but in your case you just don't care about anyone but yourself. My such a tough guy aren't you, that just wants to me to break you and make you my husband. Now then. OKAMAS! From the order, the okamas who went into hiding had jump into the crater and with this, their own eyes began to glow a red. They started to change into something else, their teeth grown and they began to get bigger. It was thanks to his fruit, the user can manipulate at just what the okamas can do. As they grabbed onto Raymond and slammed him onto the ground, they held him down and Krolowa got back up. Then grabbed the head of one of the okamas, it turned into a ball of energy and he had ate this ball of energy. Krolowa was healed to an extend, but still beaten up pretty badly. Krolowa started to see something about this man, since he calims he can read people. But there was still a fight going on, so Krolowa had to make sure that this man couldn't think of any funny business. With a snap of his fingers the okamas that have been holding him down, had turned back into ropes and chains. Tying around Raymond so tight that his own legs had gone numb, as Krolowa had come closer to him and asked. Krolowa: Hmmm, so your a scientist then huh? Tell me are you a mad one like that Dr. Nanbu or something different? Oh well, since I have you held down, I can now play with you. Krolowa: What makes you so heartless huh? Bad past? Trying to get revenge? Tough doesn't follow the rules marine? So what it is? Raymond: (Thinking) This okama doesn't know who he's dealing with, does he? Raymond: (In a Demonic Voice) I'd shut the hell up if I were you. It must be the same way for you, having to detest women and children so much. For an average person, it would be sickening if they weren't one of your Okama men! Krolowa: Huh what is this!? ????: Jigoku, it would appear that Krolowa is fighting a man whom I believed to be Raymond Xerxes and he is fighting our traget. What are your orders? Jigoku: Hah, lets have some fun with this one. Lets take care of Krolowa's little boyfriend first and then we can take care of the okama god. ????: Lets get these maggots. Okamas: Its JIGOKU! RUN! Raymond: Hn. I knew you would come sooner or later. (looks at his two demons) I see you even brought your posse too. Raymond: I'll smack the living hell outta you!! Jigoku: Hahahaha, living hell huh? Your looking at him, *drawing his sword* Now lets just see at just how many rings of hell can you stand. In the first ring I am comforted by the begining of my kingdon, Solado and Doru, let yourselfs good and lets have some fun before we have to kill Krolowa. Solado: Die you worm! Raymond: It's going to take a lot more than that to take me out! Jigoku: HELL SLASH! Jigoku: Doru who is this clown? Doru: It would appear he is Raymond Xerxes, a bounty of File:Bsymbol10.gif 750,000,000 for crimes unknown? Solado: What do you mean unknown? You were a world government statistic before you betrayed them and I was a marine, you should have known of this boy. Doru: Raymond was a scientist, yet this boy is a pirate? Doru: Tell me scientist to scientist, what is it that you research in this world? Raymond: Why... why the hell...should I tell you? NGH! (Demonic Voice) You're just... another scumbag that... exploits the innocent. Jigoku: Heh so a demon is rebelling against me huh? Jigoku: Haha, so okama god are you ready to face Jigoku? I did something nice for you to, whenever you go to hell you can have that boy raymond to play with you. Thats the least I can do fo you. Krolowa:..... Okama 1: Your not going to harm the boss or that man. Okama 2: Yeah! Okama 3: Lets go, for the boss! All Okamas: FOR BOSS KROLOWA! Krolowa: You aren't going to kill him! Raymond: Tch. I...ngh! See that you're still breathing. Raymond: Ready... to kick his ass? Krolowa: Don't think I am helping just because I have just turned good or something, far from it. I am going to make you my husband one way or another, so as such. I have to get rid of those who want to kill my future husband! Jigoku: So you woke up huh? Doru: This creature doesn't know when to give up does he? Krolowa: Shut up you bastards! Doru:........Máte odvahu ísť proti mne Krolowa: what? Doru: Be quiet you stupid okama, you have no understanding of the difference in strength here. Raymond: No... but I sure do. Raymond: (thinking) Damn, I've never been this wounded in my life. I guess this is as far as my body could perform. It's all up to you... you damned Okama... Krolowa: Demetrius sold me didn't he? Jigoku: You could say....but rather lets just say that hell had taken the place of heaven! Krolowa: Thats all I needed to here, that god will pay for selling me out. He will feel the wrath of a true god! Raymond: Well I'll be... that damn okama's pretty good. Time to think of a way to take down this bandaged freak. ????: BIG BROTHER! Jigoku: Whats so funny? Jigoku: Who are you? Poco: My name is Poco D. Divino and I wouldn't let you hurt my big brother or that man over there. Raymond: The hell? HE'S THAT BASTARD'S LITTLE BROTHER!!!!??? Jigoku: Hahahaha, you are here to save the day? Poco: Just wait......ummm...... Krolowa whats his name? Krolowa: *Sigh*.......its Jigoku. Poco: Well Mr. Jigoku perpare to face what happens whenever you do such a thing. Krolowa: So Jigoku what was about that you going to become my living hell huh? Jigoku: Shut up you fool! Raymond: This is the end! LOKI'S EMBRACE!!!!! Jigoku: Ahhh! Krolowa: Poco I found a husband for me, but he is scared of us why not give him a hug huh? Poco: Ok! Poco: Hahaha, come on being big brothers husband isn't that bad and the best part you get me as a brother in law how fun would that be? I get two big brothers hahaha! Raymond: (In a terrified, but gasping tone) HELL NO!!! I REFUSE TO BE A HUSBAND TO AN OKAMA!!! Raymond: However, I do owe ya one. If you didn't wake up, I would've been a brutally charred corpse. And you too herculean dude. Poco: He wouldn't want to be Big Brother's husband? Krolowa: Poco, he did he owes us one. Hmmm, maybe a new subortiane or something. Poco: No nii-sama let him be a member of our crew! Krolowa: What? Hell No! Poco: why not? Krolowa: Because, that ugly bastard refused to become my husband! Krolowa: Lets sent him off in some style okahahaha, were is your ship? Poco: Come on! It would be fun, my big brother doesn't ask much from his husbands. Krolowa: You just have to be shirtless heh! Poco lets see him shirtless. Poco: Ok.....but why do you like men with thier shirts off? Krolowa:*annoyed* just strip him......... Raymond: (glaring) Do it and I'll crush you. Raymond: Look, if I go shirtless for a minute, will you leave me alone? Poco: Big Brother, what do you done with him? Krolowa: During the fight with Jigoku and the rest of those bastard, what was that whole demon episode thing? Are you possessed or something? Poco: POSSESSED! Raymond: It was an excavation gone wrong alright? I made contact with a void century artifact, made myself the devil's bitch basically, then had some dark demon fuse with my soul, messing me up. Happy? Raymond: I'm not possessed Hercules, so don't go pansy on me. Poco: Huh whats that? Poco came out behind Krolowa and scratched his head as to what that was, Poco still a child he doesn't know much about this world. But at that moment Krolowa did thought of a plan for this man, maybe he could use Raymond to take over the world. As Krolowa had put some word play on and a bit of decpitation is needed. Krolowa: Raymond how would you like to become a partner with me huh? I can make you the king of the world if you wanted, with that power you have. You can have whatever you want okahaha. Raymond: Hn. It would be nice to find what I'm looking for. And considering that there would be more people like that Jigoku figure that I would have a bout with... Sure, why not. Raymond: I just need to get my equipment first, then I'll be right there. But first, I would like to state some conditions. 1: Don't sic your okama minions on me, they creep the hell outta me. 2. Don't bother me when I'm doing my research, that will earn yourself a punch in the face. 3: I like fish, so be sure to provide some for me. And 4: I'm my own man, therefore I take orders from no one. Krolowa: Okahaha, I have a man now. YES!.................But wait what about Spade?!
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