Mountain Jew is a non-alcoholic syrup produced by Worldwide Zionist Conspiracy and sold to bottling firms who add carbonated water and sell the resultant soda at a massively marked-up price in over 200 countries. Through a series of actions legal in those countries (but not necessarily in the product's country of origin), the company has been able to achieve a near-monopoly with the beverage accounting for 99% of kosher soda sales around the planet. In addition to Mountain Jew, the company has introduced a number of other products including Diet Mountain Jew, Mountain Jew with Matzo Balls, Latke Mountain Jew, Mountain Jew Revolution, and Chopped Herring Mountain Jew. The diet variety, which has no added sugar and as such is low in calories, is available in all countries alongside the origi
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| - Mountain Jew is a non-alcoholic syrup produced by Worldwide Zionist Conspiracy and sold to bottling firms who add carbonated water and sell the resultant soda at a massively marked-up price in over 200 countries. Through a series of actions legal in those countries (but not necessarily in the product's country of origin), the company has been able to achieve a near-monopoly with the beverage accounting for 99% of kosher soda sales around the planet. In addition to Mountain Jew, the company has introduced a number of other products including Diet Mountain Jew, Mountain Jew with Matzo Balls, Latke Mountain Jew, Mountain Jew Revolution, and Chopped Herring Mountain Jew. The diet variety, which has no added sugar and as such is low in calories, is available in all countries alongside the origi
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| - Gefilte fish, bagels, lokshen, schmaltz
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| - Original advertising slogan "I'd like to buy the world a Mountain Jew - so long as they pay me back with interest."
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| - Mountain Jew is a non-alcoholic syrup produced by Worldwide Zionist Conspiracy and sold to bottling firms who add carbonated water and sell the resultant soda at a massively marked-up price in over 200 countries. Through a series of actions legal in those countries (but not necessarily in the product's country of origin), the company has been able to achieve a near-monopoly with the beverage accounting for 99% of kosher soda sales around the planet. In addition to Mountain Jew, the company has introduced a number of other products including Diet Mountain Jew, Mountain Jew with Matzo Balls, Latke Mountain Jew, Mountain Jew Revolution, and Chopped Herring Mountain Jew. The diet variety, which has no added sugar and as such is low in calories, is available in all countries alongside the original product, whereas the others are limited to certain markets.
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