Even in a tradition as cornholy as Cornholism, there are few genuine cornholers. Everyone's gut will tell them that Jesus is the primordial cornholer, but not everyone has a manly enough gut to admit that Robert Cornhole is the essential cornholer, much less that Joseph Smith was the most recent cornholer. Glenn Beck was one cornholist with the manguts and cornloins to admit that these men were genuine cornholers.