Capital One is the number one stationery provider for scallies, tramps and poor people the world over, ranking just behind Partners, WH Smith and whoever it is that makes National Lottery pens. There is not a single home in Manchester that does not own a Capital One pen. In addition, Capital One brand paper, distinguished by the garish green letterhead logo can be seen in shopping centre car parks all over the United Kingdom, usually with the words 'bread, milk, butter and potatoes' scribbled on it.