Mr. Krabs walks (or should I say abuses?) his pet worm Mr. Doodles when he finds Squidward filming a Krusty Krab commercial. Mr. Krabs immediately fires all of Squidward's cast and decides to shoot a much cheaper commercial featuring himself, SpongeBob and Squidward, announcing that the commercial airs tonight, which traumatizes Squidward with nightmares of The Hash Slinging Slasher. The commercial airs at 3:58 AM (Not 4 DiDi!) and is seen in a vulgar manner where it threatens customers, promotes its' employees as "the meanest sons of bitches in Bikini Bottom", talks about challenge pissing and even offers to fuck your wife. SpongeBob comments that it's the best sex of his life and Ric Flair tells SpongeBob to go to bed.