Mr. Litch (known as Mr. Keith in the online book) was Greg's soccer coach in The Last Straw. Mr. Litch, to Greg, is the reason Rodrick does not do sports anymore and he even used to be his coach. He is an employee at Rec League Soccer, and Greg gets in trouble with him most of the time, since Greg himself is lazy and rude as some people believe. Greg thinks Mr. Litch used to learn all this stuff from boot camp. After Greg was hit with orange peels, Greg said that soccer was over.