The laws of Science Fiction were invented by the early authors of science fiction. They were primarily made by the Overlord Council of Literature as a way to get the new science fiction genre information out of the way, because it was Beer Night. They were mainly written by Oscar Wilde, or maybe Isaac Asimov, who were both prominent leaders of the OCL. The laws were edited in 1987 by Gisano Bisirappi, a prominent burrito dealer. Today they are spread around all around the Internet because of annoying bloggers who constantly need to express their opinion and can't keep their stupid mouths shut. Even now, any attempted work of science fiction that does not follow these laws is considered rubbish and is instantly vaporized.