Obama Sin Xardenrith MCXXVIII, or Obama Sin Tin Nin Nvin Ting Ting II Hitler Mugarbe MCCX G'Ngobwop Xok Mun Xardenrith MCXXVIII son of Kartographiyawu Mung Beans III Sin Woplrofl XIII Thatladyfromthesoundofmusicssurname Sun Xardenrith CXVII for shooort (he doesn't like it when you abbreviate his name to that) is a famous polynesian minimalist decorator, or so his passport (titled Nashonal Pisspot de Angrais) would tell you. Obama is reknowned for having the shortest birth certificate known to man, reading on it: