The Ancient Geeks were really old nerds who were the founders of Nintendo and made several Mario shames. They were also some of the only people who watched the TV show, George W. Bush's Idiot Adventures. The Ancient Geeks also wore glasses and were easy targets for people to beat up. Weird Al joined the Ancient Geeks during the filming of "White and Nerdy" but quit after that because he found them to be extremely annoying and... geeky. Most Ancient Geeks are now dead and replaced with Modern Geeks.