The overweight, balding, quick tempered, mustached, neighbor of the Aqua Teens. Carl wears a white shirt with no sleeves, blue sweat pants, a yellow chain, and green flip flops. Carl has a strong passion for pornography, classic rock (espacially "More Than an Feeling" by Boston), and sports all of which help him with his favorite activity masterbation. Carl generally hates the Aqua Teens, and considers them freaks. Carl is visited by misfourtane in almost every episode, and his car and house are destroyed often. Carl espacially hates having the Aqua Teens in his pool, even though they're in there often.