Reza Aslan (Squiggly:رضا اصلان) was born in Tehran in 1972, and is now an American-Iranian journalist, writer, religious scholar, and a talking lion. Best known for his book, "No god but God," it is public knowledge that Aslan is the reason why angels fall from the skies, puppies die, and bears continue living and reproducing. Ipso facto; Reza Aslan propagates bear-reproduction. It is certain that Aslan's fellow terrorist chums were watching on April 17th, 2006, when cherubic and stunning Stephen Colbert smote Aslan's commie, lets-blame-America bullshit ass.