Welcome to your free trial version of Internet Explorer. Feel free to explore your Explorer (hee hee) and otherwise let the subliminal messages do all the work. As with our other worst products, you can quit the free trial any time you want by navigating your way through our unnecessarily complicated website, but remember that after thirty days, your money is ours. Have a good day, and remember: an Apple a day keeps the cancer nearby. Just look at Steve Jobs.