The Britainy Spear (britanniay hasta), a sea-bird native to Great Britain, France, and the Channel, is the largest known bird by at least one ostrich. The average adult grows to a size of a moving van, give or take a wheel-well, and eats its own weight in food every 48 hours. The Britainy Spear has no natural enemies, and even less friends. The Spear comes equipped with an extra pair of wings so when it decides to go somewhere, there it goes, no matter what.