Joe Canadian (female: Jo Canadian) is a prototype for the average Canadian. Joe drinks Molson, not Coors; watches hockey, not baseball; and says Eh?, not "Huh?" S/he is 37.8 years old, speaks English 75% fluently and French 25% fluently, is 3% first nations and 97% subsequent nations, and has a life expectency 2.5 years longer than George W. American. Joe suffers from an inferiority complex, always having to promote his achievements in the face of the American elephant, particularly by embellishing Canadian accomplishments on Wikipedia.