Bob is the King of the Internet. See Bob? That's his desk there. From that desk, he RULES the Internet. Wherever you go on the Internet, you'll find him. Bob is there. He RULES your message board, your blog, your IRC channel, your wiki. He's in every social grouping. He knows everyone, and if he doesn't then he knows someone who does. Knowledge and connections are power, and he RULES the Internet. People have banned him from their Livejournals. But they're FOOLS, because Bob IS their petty journals and Bob RULES the Internet. Someone has to take responsibility, and the buck stops at Bob.