Satan Clause (the real one, not that fake bastard Satan Claus) is the master of the Dark Side of the Christmas. He spends his nights pwning n00bs on Left 4 Dead and Halo. Satan Clause's other hobbies include mass murder and calling people tools. He loves heavy metal. He rules over all of civilization. Don't tell anybody though! You'll be the cause of his death if you do. Then his servants will find you. And they will kill you. However, that's only a rumor. Or is it?