The Arizona Cardinals, though thought for years to be merely a myth, are, in fact, a professional football team in the NFL (pronounced NUF-luffa, as in that song by Journey), and have been since 210 B.C. The organization claims to be the "oldest NFL franchise", and nobody has ever called them on that claim, because no one's old enough to remember, and if they were, they wouldn't care. If the Cardinals are known at all (which they aren't), they are known for the bright colors on their uniforms: Loser Red and Suck White.