The Ninja is the fictional host of the Ask a Ninja podcasts. He answers questions from people who email him. He constantly blends words with ninja, e.g. Caninja, Minja, Ninjacue. Much of what he says consists of his obsession with killing things and how skilled ninjas are. His most notable catchphrase is "I look forward to killing you soon!", which is said at the end of each episode, or in some variation.