The Lolrus was born Vladmir Mikhail Kromar on October 3rd 1955 in Far North Alaska. His father was Jabba the Hutt, an interstellar despot; and his mother was George Lucas, an introverted woman with dreams of World Domination. As a child Vladmir was bullied by his older brother, Pete, and sister, Georgina, who deeply regretted this bullying when Vladmir grew to be bigger than the both of them put together, and subsequently beat them to a pulp in retaliation.