Alias; Polly. Known to be hazardous to people hoping to detox from dorkiness. Frequents places with high lameness levels, she is relatively easy to identify due to her uselessly lazy attitude and inability to log off of AIM before 3AM. People who see her are advised to keep their distance, lest she infect you with her dorkiness and lame-itude. A tell-tale way to identify her is by her excessive abuse of tildes (~) and parentheses.