Robin: Really, red cowboy boots? Ted: I pull those off. Marshall: Hey, Lil, if I said, "Ted cannot pull these off" what would I be talking about? Lily: His red cowboy boots. —The gang on Ted's Red Cowboy Boots, Everything Must Go Ted's Red Cowboy Boots, as the name suggests, were a pair of red colored cowboy boots which were owned by Ted Mosby. He is under the impression that he can "pull them off", but everyone else thinks otherwise. However, a gay couple (dubbed the "G-CWOK" for "gay couple without kids") believed Ted can pull them off after he asked them because of their "impeccable taste and style"; as Ted brags to his friends, they are "G-CWOK approved".