Singer: Born on the wrong end of the leash, He was a dreamer Chorus: And a little schemer Pretty Boy: (Spoken) A dirty mutt living a dog's life Singer: But when he'd hear the bell for school Chorus: He started to drool One day he said, Spot Helperman: I'll take a chance! Chorus: Trade his leash for a pair of pants Singer: In a glance, school becomes his favorite pastime Spot: I have buried a bone for the last time! Spot: I wanna be a boy! Kids: He's so over just being rover Spot: I gotta be a boy! Chorus: This teacher's pet's gonna be a boy! Singer: Turns out he's a regular Einstein, Spot: I wanna be a boy!