In addition to his seat in the Parliament, Salmond also has a reserved, extra-wide seat at the Greggs concession in John Prescott's old office, conveniently located right next to the pie and steak bake counter. Despite being Greggs' best customer since the death of Cyril Smith, Fatty's repeated requests for haggis pasties to be added to the menu have thus far been ignored, although he has not ruled out legislation to force the issue. If Scotland ever gains its independence from the UK, Fatty plans to nationalise all Greggs stores north of the border and convert them into McGreggors Highland Bakeries. All steak pies will be made from Aberdeen Angus, stottie cakes will be replaced with Bannock Bread and tattie scones topped with Morangie Brie will replace the bacon and cheese melt.