You've Seen It a Million Times -- that large, menacing black van pulling over on the other side of the street the moment you go inside. Or maybe you have dismissed it as paranoid speculation, just as The Man wanted you to. But you should at least know what it means -- They are watching you, at this very moment from that very car. If Lampshaded there will be a honkin' big radar dish on top. If they're not just watching you, but about to kick your ass, then the black van will be replaced by a black Chevrolet Suburban with tinted windows. Examples of Van in Black include: