Epic Failure of the Touhou Project is a new piece of fan faction set in the touhou universe. Appears to live here. * Arm Cannon: Matt can turn his arm into a minigun when needed * Artificial Limbs: Matt gets one after getting his arm blown off by a grenadetalking crazy hand * Also, Franz, Magnus' psychotic * Badass Longcoat: Dan always wears one * Badass Long Hair: Dan * BFG: Dan's Anti materiel rifle is massive * BFS: Dan's black nodachi * Blade Below the Shoulder: Matt's Blade of the Revolution turns his arm into one * Catgirl: Maria * Cluster F-Bomb: Happens regularly, especially near Dan * Cute Kitten: Maria * Cuteness Proximity: Happens to Dan whenever he is near Maria * Gatling Good: see Arm Cannon * Hammerspace: Ailc's Specialt