William Albert "Bill" Dembski (born July 18, 1960) is an American mathematician and one of the leading lights in the Incredulous design movement. From his lofty untenured position at whatever Bapist seminary couldn't find a real creationist in time for that semester, Dembski has proved a number of mathematical theorems which are so important that they make the guy that proved the Pointclick conjecture look like a pauncy prissypants. Dembski's ideas are generally not recognized by the stodgy Evil Atheist Conspiracy, but are quickly catching on with the youth of today who can't get enough of his catchy beats and nasal whining.