| abstract | - After Hours is a Web Original comedy miniseries produced by Cracked, usually taking place in a diner after the Cracked.com workday has ended. Starring Katie Willert, Soren Bowie, Daniel O'Brien and Michael Swaim as themselves (hopefully not entirely; that would mean Michael's a really, really, bad person), the series main source of humor is the characters discussing and deconstructing various aspects of both modern and nostalgic pop culture. The show is currently ongoing, although new episodes are posted rather sporadically. Not to be confused with the 1985 Black Comedy of the same name.
* A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Read: The reason why mind-reading is panned as the ultimate superpower.
* All Male Androids Are Perverts: Michael brings up sex considerably more often than Soren or Dan.
* Alternate Character Interpretation: Discussed frequently. Examples include:
* Declaring Marty McFly's mother Lorraine to be a hardcore sadist who can only orgasm when danger is involved.
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* Saying Edward Cullen would be a better Spider-Man than Peter Parker.
* Also...
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* Mario is a douchebag, and Princess Peach would be better off with Bowser.
* Donatello, Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo = Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda, Samantha, respectively.
* Leia as a terrorist.
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* The group eventually comes to the conclusion that Mr. Belding had an obsession with Zack Morris and killed his girlfriends.
* Asperger Syndrome: Michael, in true Cloudcuckoolander form, assumes that everyone has Asperger's in the Batman episode for literally no reason whatsoever. He tries to 'verify' their Asperger's by tossing a random number of coffee sweeteners to the floor of the diner or onto the table and demanding that his victim (in order: Dan, Katie, and Soren) tell him how many he threw. In The Stinger, editor Cody Johnston shows up in a cameo and demands of Katie and Soren (who just had a Slap Slap Kiss moment) who put 31 sugar packs on the floor.
* Aw, Look -- They Really Do Love Each Other: Michael and Katie. Despite their history, his obnoxiousness and her standoffishness, she (visibly) finds his antics and sense of humor occasionally adorable, and he seems to go out of his way to entertain (and annoy; almost alternating between the two) her.
* Barbie Doll Anatomy: Mike uses this as a point against Bowser.
* Batman Gambit: Soren has a minor one, and in the Batman episode, no less.
* Belligerent Sexual Tension: Katie and Soren have this in spades in the "Why Batman is Secretly Terrible for Gotham" episode. However, after they both snap and make out for a few seconds, things quickly go back to normal. Also with Michael. They dated and had sex at least once. Mike refuses to let her forget it.
* Berserk Button: The live-action Mario movie is a big one for Dan.
* Black Comedy Rape: Michael greedily threatening to rape Christopher Columbus in If You Could Have Dinner (And Sex) With Any Famous Figure. Including a diagram of a Rube Goldberg-style Rape Machine that would take days to work.
* Butt Monkey: Daniel, and he knows it. He doesn't seem to have a problem with it, either.
* Call Back: In the Cereal Mascots episode, Michael does an impression of Count Chocula. He later dresses as Count Chocula in the Halloween episode.
* Also, in the Mario episode.
* Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Discussed in "Six Creepiest Sitcom Characters" with everyone coming up for reasons why Judy Winslow and all of Zack's girlfriends disappeared. They eventually decided that Carl and Principal Belding murdered them all.
* Comedic Sociopathy: Again, Michael, and again, so, so very much.
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* Another example:
* Cloudcuckoolander: And yet again, Michael. And, yet again, so, so very much.
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* The guy eats hot dogs with chocolate sauce. Doesn't get any weirder than that.
* The Cameo: Cody Johnston, one of Cracked's top editors, appears as a waiter in the Batman episode.
* Closet Geek: Soren. He changed out of his Comic Con costume before meeting up with the others because he's not "out" yet.
* Crazy Prepared. Katie and Soren in the Mario episode.
* Disposable Girlfriend: Pauline, Mario's girlfriend in Donkey Kong.
* Double Entendre: Katie has a subtle one.
* Dumbass Has a Point: The Star Wars episode. Mike, of all people, points out how, other than Leia, there are no female role models in the original movies. Katie and Soren both grudgingly agree that his apocalypse is the best, eventually forcing Dan to go along. Katie's analysis of the four ninja turtles as each representing one of the four humors lends credence to Michael's theory that your favorite ninja turtle reflects your personality. Michael has this more frequently than the others, especially Dan, would like to admit.
* Endofthe World As We Know It: The "Which Apocalypse Would Be the Most Fun?" episode. The winner? An asteroid that is without a doubt going to destroy Earth. The reason? Everyone Has Lots of Sex, of course!
* Expanded Universe: Mike mocks Dan for his knowledge of Star Wars' extended universe, and forbids all EU material from their discussion of how Star Wars is terrifying for women.
* Even the Guys Want Him: Daniel is unrepentant about his lust for Benjamin Franklin in If You Could Have Dinner (And Sex) With Any Famous Figure.
* Dan also has a very noticable crush on Spiderman...which becomes weird, when you consider that he once dresses as Spidey for Comic-Con.
* Getting Hot in Here: Katie takes off her jacket, revealing tank top and bra straps, and then her glasses when her argument with Soren about Batman gets really intense, leaving Michael bemused and Dan terrified. When Soren finally gives up, they release some of their Belligerent Sexual Tension with a kiss.
* Fanon Discontinuity: Enforced in the Mario episode, where Katie brings up the live action movie, to the chagrin of Dan, Michael and Soren.
* Four-Temperament Ensemble: Discussed in the "Which Teenage Mutant Turtle Would You Want To Be" episode?
* Fridge Horror: Another staple of the show.
* A good example of this is the gang naming Ferris Bueller's high school as the worst '80s high school of all time.
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* Lots and lots of examples from the "4 Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate Realities", like how in feminine product commercials all women seem to secrete windshield wiper fluid instead of y'know, blood.
* Also inverts fridge horror, of all things.
* Funny Background Event: In "Why Mario is Secretly a Douchebag" their waitress looks like Peach and a guy who looks like Mario is working the grill.
* Heh, Heh, You Said "X": Michael in the bathroom with Dan and Soren.
* Hypothetical Casting: Discussed in the apocalypse episode, for Independence Day.
* I'll Be in My Bunk: Michael pulls this in the Ninja Turtles episode. He feels the need to drop everything and run to Blockbuster once somebody clues him in about "pseudo-porn for women" (also known as Sex and the City).
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* Later:
* Insistent Terminology: Michael, again.
* Major Minor Inconvenience: Discussed at length in "4 Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate Realities".
* Meganekko: Katie.
* Mr. Fanservice: Soren.
* Ms. Fanservice: Katie, somewhat. In the Comic-Con and Halloween episodes, she wears low-cut cleavage-bearing costumes. This is lampshaded in the opening title sequence, featuring four different depictions of the group, one from the mind of each cast member. In Michael's, she wears a stripperific dress and heels (seen in the page picture, an amalgam of the four versions), and in Soren's she wears a slinky dress. In Katie's, on the other hand, she's a bitter-looking spinster, and in Dan's she's a nun.
* Noodle Incident: Michael and Katie's first date. Also the time they had sex.
* Also, Michael's Bio-Dome Theorem.
* Noodle Implements: Michael and Katie's lone (possibly) sexual encounter occurred in a bowling alley. Their first date happened after Mike allegedly won the Indy 500, and an allegedly retarded Katie showing up at Mike's dorm room. Obviously, due to Mike's incredible comedic sociopathy, it is likely none of this is true, with the possible exception of sex in a bowling alley, if only because it's actually (somewhat) plausible (not to mention in keeping with Mike's complete monstrosity) and Katie doesn't state otherwise. Still, Katie was more occupied telling Soren and Dan they only had sex once, because Mike referred to the bowling alley as 'the last place we had sex.'
* Odd Friendship: Jockish, handsome, sometimes dim Soren and nerdy, unlucky Dan seem to be the closest out of the group of four.
* Our Zombies Are Different: Aversion stipulated to in their discussion of the merits of a Zombie Apocalypse as a doomsday scenario.
* Power-Up Food: What Michael thought Bowser planned for Peach.
* Progressively Prettier: Katie starts showing more skin as the series has gone on.
* Protagonist Centred Morality: Raised in the discussion of Ferris Bueller's Day Off; when everyone challenges Dan when he claims it's the worst high school in 1980s movies, he points out that they're assuming it'd be great because they're also assuming they'd be Ferris instead of one of the minor characters.
* The Quisling: Michael gleefully admits that, if a Zombie Apocalypse occurred, he would trade his friends to the zombies in exchange for his own life.
* Required Secondary Powers: Discussed in a debate about the best single superpower.
* Running Gag: Michael accusing the others of having aspergers in the Batman episode.
* And throwing sugar packets on the table and asking them how many it was, ala Rain Man
* Someone will inevitably be about to take a bite of their food whenever bodily fluids are discussed.
* Dan finding some way to include Spider-Man into any conversation.
* Seinfeldian Conversation: The show revolves around this trope.
* Sex Bot: Dan had one, kinda.
* Shout-Out: In If You Could Have Dinner (And Sex) With Any Famous Figure, Michael briefly mistakes Mary Todd Lincoln's name for Martha Jones Lincoln.
* The "Robot spider!" aside in "Why the Scariest Sci-Fi Robot Uprising Has Already Begun" has a conference room full of robots given their thumbs up - including EDI.
* Stupid Sexy Flanders: Benjamin Franklin, according to Dan, was a Pimp!
* Spider-Man is very seductive.
* Time Stop: Declared to be the ultimate superpower in "The Best Superpower (is Not What You Think)". Specifically, the Zack Morris "Time Out" from Saved by the Bell.
* Too Incompetent to Operate a Blanket: Discussed, where the group discusses how one would probably become the smartest person in the world in the world of infomercials.
* Unfortunate Implications: Dan views Back to the Future as having these for black history, specifically the civil rights movement and rock music.
* Victim Falls For Rapist: Bowser expects it to happen.
* Why Don't Ya Just Shoot Him: Voldemort.
* What If: Dan compares Leia going to Tatooine to save Han to George Washington abandoning his troops to rescue Martha during the Revolutionary War.
* Wild Mass Guessing: Michael forces Soren and Dan to do this at the beginning of the Star Wars episode.
* The Woobie: One of Katie's alternate character interpretations for Bowser. Challenged by Michael.
* Yaoi Fan: Soren of all people, but when Dan brings up Ferris Buellers Day Off and Michael says he "would be Sloan", Soren imagines Cameron about to make-out with Swaim.
* Zombie Apocalypse: Soren's preferred doomsday scenario.
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