PropertyValue
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  • Gyro's Stirfry
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  • It's got broccoli, chicken, noodles made from the finest of wheat, carrots, red peppers, and some sort of green vegetable that holds no weight in the actual process of making the meal. Guy Fieri actually retired after trying this dish. "It nuked flavortown, its residents and and everything they knew and loved have all been burned to the ground, disintegrated to the molecular level." These were his exact words as his eyes filled with tears and his peroxide died hair glowed with passion, his mouth full of this garlicky sauced masterpiece. He knew he had found the spectacle he had been searching for for so long. It's probably the only thing Gyro's good at tbh, I mean who knew he'd even be good at ANYTHING!
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Sell
  • more than you can afford
Buy
  • more than you can offer
Name
  • Gyro's Stirfry
Type
  • Chicken and garlic sauce
Caption
  • It doesn't get any better than this folks!
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Effects
  • It kicked Harry's weaboo ass, who knows what else its capable of
Source
  • Gyro's faithful frying pan and his mama's cookbook
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  • It's got broccoli, chicken, noodles made from the finest of wheat, carrots, red peppers, and some sort of green vegetable that holds no weight in the actual process of making the meal. Guy Fieri actually retired after trying this dish. "It nuked flavortown, its residents and and everything they knew and loved have all been burned to the ground, disintegrated to the molecular level." These were his exact words as his eyes filled with tears and his peroxide died hair glowed with passion, his mouth full of this garlicky sauced masterpiece. He knew he had found the spectacle he had been searching for for so long. It's probably the only thing Gyro's good at tbh, I mean who knew he'd even be good at ANYTHING!