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| rdfs:label | - The Sound of One Hand Clapping
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| rdfs:comment | - Though contrary to popular belief it is possible to clap with one hand, though it requires a lot of skill, and the person must be willing to hear the most dangerous thing ever created. A lot of people who have experienced in masturbation are able to achieve the correct clapping sound, with one hand, though this doesn’t happen often as they know the secrets that one clap could reveal. And the fact they have no idea what one hand clapping is. And they are usually a bunch of sods anyway, so who blooming well cares. And they probably don’t know the definition of clapping, probably too interested in their internet porn anyway, to look it up. Or the fact they use both hands in the activity, then it shall not be as great, though they can do two one hand claps at once, which is basically a more co
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| abstract | - Though contrary to popular belief it is possible to clap with one hand, though it requires a lot of skill, and the person must be willing to hear the most dangerous thing ever created. A lot of people who have experienced in masturbation are able to achieve the correct clapping sound, with one hand, though this doesn’t happen often as they know the secrets that one clap could reveal. And the fact they have no idea what one hand clapping is. And they are usually a bunch of sods anyway, so who blooming well cares. And they probably don’t know the definition of clapping, probably too interested in their internet porn anyway, to look it up. Or the fact they use both hands in the activity, then it shall not be as great, though they can do two one hand claps at once, which is basically a more complicated clap.
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