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  • Rachael Ray
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  • ° Image:Baby Jesus.jpg Image:BabySatanBKG.png The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satanare fighting over the very soul ofRachael Ray Image:Osama bin Lisa.jpg Mahmoud Ahmedi-Rachael Ray-nejad is a terrorist. Rachel Ray is a frighteningly brown Martha Stewart knock-off protege who we need to check out (she could be an illegal alien). She is in danger of being accused of riding Soledad O'Brien's coattails and feeling the wrath of A Vengeful Stephen.
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  • ° Image:Baby Jesus.jpg Image:BabySatanBKG.png The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satanare fighting over the very soul ofRachael Ray Image:Osama bin Lisa.jpg Mahmoud Ahmedi-Rachael Ray-nejad is a terrorist. Rachel Ray is a frighteningly brown Martha Stewart knock-off protege who we need to check out (she could be an illegal alien). She is in danger of being accused of riding Soledad O'Brien's coattails and feeling the wrath of A Vengeful Stephen. Whether she goes to heaven and is rewarded with the loving embrace of The Baby Jesus or goes to hell to spend an eternity changing the diapers of The Baby Satan is really up to her.