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  • Harry Lee
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  • Harold "Harry" Lee, aka the Monster Cunt, (born 4 June 1939) is a disgraced former jingoist radio disc jockey with Dundalk FM. He was acrimoniously dismissed from his position as presenter of the station's flagship show, Dundalk Daily, as of 2nd February 2010. Harry is considered to be a motor-mouth shock jock. Harry earned this reputation after making abhorrent comments about immigrant's eating habits and is noted for the enjoyment he takes in discussing topics such as sex, bodily functions and street crossing with OAPs and children alike. He admitted to local smut rag, The Dundalk Democrat, that most of the excitement derived from his salacious live show had diminished ever since his court enforced public castration in 1988.
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  • Harold "Harry" Lee, aka the Monster Cunt, (born 4 June 1939) is a disgraced former jingoist radio disc jockey with Dundalk FM. He was acrimoniously dismissed from his position as presenter of the station's flagship show, Dundalk Daily, as of 2nd February 2010. Harry is considered to be a motor-mouth shock jock. Harry earned this reputation after making abhorrent comments about immigrant's eating habits and is noted for the enjoyment he takes in discussing topics such as sex, bodily functions and street crossing with OAPs and children alike. He admitted to local smut rag, The Dundalk Democrat, that most of the excitement derived from his salacious live show had diminished ever since his court enforced public castration in 1988. Harry spoke of his post-procedure decision to have his testes covered in pva glue and dipped in glitter: "I get them out 'round Christmas time, polish them off and they take centre stage on the family tree. On New Year's Eve I hang them from the living room chandelier for my annual swingin' 70's Disco Night. It's a real money saver."