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  • Pissed
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  • Pissed is one of numerous identified emotions of human beings. The emotion, which was first recognized and recorded in 1883 by sociologist Lester Frank Ward, a man who often struggled with his own bouts of being pissed, is considered to be one of the sole causes of history's greatest struggles such as war, famine, oppression, fascism, anime, and public television.
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  • Pissed is one of numerous identified emotions of human beings. The emotion, which was first recognized and recorded in 1883 by sociologist Lester Frank Ward, a man who often struggled with his own bouts of being pissed, is considered to be one of the sole causes of history's greatest struggles such as war, famine, oppression, fascism, anime, and public television. Ward identified "pissed" as a "really advanced form of angry." Like all breakthrough scientists, he felt it necessary to create a chart which better defined the levels of rage (to the right). This emotion can be described as the compulsion to punch kittens instead of huffing them. Unfortunately, all of Ward's attempts to get his works published, such as "What The Fuck Is Anger?" or "I'm So Pissed, But What Does It Mean To Be Pissed?" were in vain. The latter was actually published, but was a commercial failure. In fact, all of Ward's attempted publications had questions for titles. On a side note, Ward was sued for intellectual property theft by Jeopardy!™ ©. He wagered $12,000, and lost.