| abstract | - Planet Mondas was created in 1855 as an online discussion forum for the TV show Doctor Who. Because neither the internet nor television existed at the time, it was not very popular. In it's first 130 or so years the forum gathered only 70 users. Once the World Wide Web was introduced, this number began to increase, but the new users have never outnumbered those who joined the "pre-internet Mondas", as it is fondly called by those old enough to remember it. These users who reminisce about such days are very elderly (often 100+) and therefore they have long since lost any tolerance or kindness left in them. With nothing better to do, they spend their days complaining about New Who and anything else modern enough to scare them. On 22 November 2016, Planet Mondas was wiped from the canon by Philip Morris AKA Wayne Gibbous. It is widely believed that Wayne decided to DDos Planet Mondas as a result of him being given a 7-day ban for pissing on a ginger cat. The RSPCA were subsequently informed, and Wayne was arrested and charged with animal cruelty and sexually assaulting a film can containing The Wheel in Space Part 1. On 3 December 2016, Planet Mondas was once again wiped from the canon. We're not too sure who did it this time - but we're working under the assumption Ford pissed on the servers in Dublin. As a result, there was an influx of mass immigration to Gallifrey Base. However, Gallifrey Base deployed their border patrol and a number of Planet Mondas users were shot on sight for 'having a sense of humour'. The few who survived the 'Great Purge' were never the same again... The forum returned briefly for a cameo appearance on 10 December 2016, however lo and behold, it went down again on the 12th December. Honestly? It's anyone's guess what happened this time. 'Twas probably that damn Omni-Pigeon...
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