| rdfs:comment | - Yeah, you know Hopper, your pet ferret? Yeah, you may have noticed his absence recently. You did? Exactly. Well see, it's interesting, because I noticed his absence too. Yeah, funny how these things happen, huh? You see, I lost your pet ferret. But there is good news! I did later find him. Unfortunately, he was dead, but it wasn't my fault! Wait, actually, it was my fault, sort of.
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| abstract | - Yeah, you know Hopper, your pet ferret? Yeah, you may have noticed his absence recently. You did? Exactly. Well see, it's interesting, because I noticed his absence too. Yeah, funny how these things happen, huh? You see, I lost your pet ferret. But there is good news! I did later find him. Unfortunately, he was dead, but it wasn't my fault! Wait, actually, it was my fault, sort of. You see, it was really early on Saturday morning. Yes, the morning after the party, exactly. Yeah, I was hungover and it was really early. Or maybe the other way around. It was really early and I was hungover. Yes. So anyway, I figured I should at least do the laundry if I wasn't going to clean up. I was intending to clean up, but I figured I should do the laundry first. Just in case something prevented me from cleaning up, at least the laundry would be done. It's a good thing I thought of that, because it turned out I couldn't clean up. Actually, maybe it wasn't a good thing: you see, I couldn't clean up because your pet ferret was dead. Which wouldn't have happened had I not done the laundry.
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