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  • Animal fucking
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  • Motivations to fuck among animals stem primarily from a desire to progenerate the species, but also include boredom, irritability, revenge or aphrodisiacal mushrooms. In the wild, fucking occurs frequently, and often in plain sight. Scientific experiments under controlled conditions have repeatedly shown that the only way to prevent animals from fucking is by removing their genitals or whacking them on the head with a big shovel.
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  • 5256414
Date
  • 2011-08-18
abstract
  • Motivations to fuck among animals stem primarily from a desire to progenerate the species, but also include boredom, irritability, revenge or aphrodisiacal mushrooms. In the wild, fucking occurs frequently, and often in plain sight. Scientific experiments under controlled conditions have repeatedly shown that the only way to prevent animals from fucking is by removing their genitals or whacking them on the head with a big shovel. It is conceivable for an animal to desire to or attempt to fuck a human of either gender, but in most societies it is considered inappropriate, and punishable by death. Humans can coerce animals to fuck or create environments in which they will be inclined to fuck for the purposes of animal husbandry, science, or just for kicks. Although the first two are societally accepted in most of the world, the third would classify you as a deviant, or possibly a furry, and thus subject you to public derision and/or cyberbullying.