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| rdfs:label | - Church of the Ironic Cheesecake.Inc
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| rdfs:comment | - The Church of the Ironic Cheesecake.Inc is an ancient cum-modern religion founded some 20,000 years ago, and recently revived by the teachings and techniques developed by enigmatic and mysterious Australian Gourmet Alchemist Billy Quern sometime around late 2005. The religion is devoted to the worship of the divine, benevolent and infinitely delicious prophet The Baker through a divine twelve-step program of salvation and rebirth through ritualized Cheesecake consumption. The program has attracted much controversy as it involves the delegates and members of the church (The Eggs of God) paying monthly donations and living life in strict accordance with the somewhat bizarre teachings of the prophet Baker and the authoritarian rule of Supreme Culinary Authority and Spiritual Master Billy Quer
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| abstract | - The Church of the Ironic Cheesecake.Inc is an ancient cum-modern religion founded some 20,000 years ago, and recently revived by the teachings and techniques developed by enigmatic and mysterious Australian Gourmet Alchemist Billy Quern sometime around late 2005. The religion is devoted to the worship of the divine, benevolent and infinitely delicious prophet The Baker through a divine twelve-step program of salvation and rebirth through ritualized Cheesecake consumption. The program has attracted much controversy as it involves the delegates and members of the church (The Eggs of God) paying monthly donations and living life in strict accordance with the somewhat bizarre teachings of the prophet Baker and the authoritarian rule of Supreme Culinary Authority and Spiritual Master Billy Quern. Through this intense lifestyle one is said to Billy Quern(founder/revivalist of the Church) The purpose of the church is to help humans achieve ultimate awareness of their spiritual existence across many lifetimes of unfulfilled cheesecakeless agony, while simultaneously becoming much more effective in all duties of the physical world through the constant practice of cheesecake refinement, leading all followers of Cheesecakianism towards the ultimate goal of creating the Ultimate Cheesecake of Salvation that will commence the pouring of the final ingredient of existence into the Great Cooking Bowel of the Universe, thus commencing the delicious judgment of Humanity, and the reawakening of the great Baker from his thousand year slumber. The Church of the Ironic Cheesecake.Inc is the largest organization promoting the practice of Cake worship in the known spiritual universe.
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