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  • Speedy Gonzalez
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  • González attained the rank of lieutenant in the Peruvian Air Force, which is unfortunately known by its Spanish initials, FAP. In the military, González gained intimate understanding of the NA-50 aircraft, and pioneered the application of military stunts to warfare, on the theory that the enemy would not shoot if you keep him entertained — a theory developed in the First World War by the German fighter ace Baron Von Richoften, until shot down by Snoop Doggyfight.
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  • Speedy Gonzalez.mp3
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  • Speedy Gonzalez.mp3
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  • Narration by Spike, 5:43, 3.93 Mb
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  • González attained the rank of lieutenant in the Peruvian Air Force, which is unfortunately known by its Spanish initials, FAP. In the military, González gained intimate understanding of the NA-50 aircraft, and pioneered the application of military stunts to warfare, on the theory that the enemy would not shoot if you keep him entertained — a theory developed in the First World War by the German fighter ace Baron Von Richoften, until shot down by Snoop Doggyfight. Strangely, at no time in this phase of his career was he known as "Speedy," as flying a biplane upside-down has effects on the craft's speed only slightly less disastrous than on its lift.