| abstract | - Presenter-Briarlight- who has gained the use of her hind legs Briarlight- Hello! Welcome to the first ever ThunderClan Amazing race! Our first team is... Sorreltail and Darkstripe! Darkstripe- Any dark forest buddies? Hawkfrost- I'm not in it but... DARK FOREST BUDDY! (Darkstripe and Hawkfrost hug) Sorreltail- So, R ya BFFs? Briarlight- ? Sorreltail- I like tlking txt speak. It's so fun! B4 I started, evry thing ws boring! (Darkstripe and Hawkfrost stop hugging) Darkstripe- Wha??? Briarlight- Now... our second team is... Goosefeather and Bluestar! Sorreltail- Lk! Old cts! Bluestar- =^o_O^= Goosefeather- Clouds are awesome! I wanna go cloud riding! (Summons the clouds and starts hovering above the stage on them) Goosefeather- Wee! Briarlight- Our third team is... Tigerstar and Pinestar! Darkstripe- OMDF!!! DARK FOREST BUDDY!!! Tigerstar- ? (Darkstripe hugs Tigerstar) Pinestar- I am old... (Has a nap attack) Pinestar- ZZZZZ... Briarlight- The fourth team is Willowpelt and Whitestorm! Sorreltail- OMG! (Whitestorm tilts his head) Whitestorm- Whats the G? Sorreltail- Guacamole. Whitestorm- Whats guacamole? Sorreltail- Its a dip for nachos. Willowpelt- NACHOS!!! :D:D:D Whitestorm- Not here honey. Willowpelt- DID YOU SAY HONEY???? HONEY NACHOS!!!!! :D:D:D Whitestorm- That's my she-cat! (Goosefeather is in the background, putting Pinestar on a cloud) Goosefeather- Hee Hee. That will teach him to leave ThunderClan to become a kittypet! Briarlight- Our fifth team is... Millie- I LOVE YOU BRIARLIGHT!!! *KISS* *KISS* *SMOOCH* Briarlight- Millie and Daisy. (Whispers) Eww... (Millie and Daisy starting dancing) Millie and Daisy- (Singing) We are the Queens! and we hear the kits mewling! We are the Queens and we hear the kits mewling! We are the Queens! We are the Queens! Don't stop us now! We having such a good time we're having a ball... BALLS!!! Briarlight- We need to continue the show! Daisy- Ok kit! Briarlight- I'm not a kit! Team number six is... Longtail- How come we are blind? This is a fan fiction! Jayfeather- I read you mind! you say we no cool D: Briarlight- Your cool! Your awesome! Jayfeather- You only say to make I feel better. I annoy! Team seven Mapleshade and Thistleclaw! Reveal to public! Briarlight- You just did. Jayfeather- I annoy Briarlight!!! WOO HOO! (Starts dancing) Mapleshade- Yo! I'm gansta! Thistleclaw- Darkstripe! Tigerstar! Darkstripe- Bring it in mates! (Hugs them really tight) (Pinestar wakes up) Pinestar- Help! The Dark Forest have taken my life! They have left me in StarClan! Let me out! I've got a race to win! (Goosefeather makes the clouds levitate higher) Pinestar- Help! (Falls off clouds) Goosefeather- (In a ghost voice) I am StarClan... You have died again... You will vanish FOREVER! Pinestar- NO!!! (Goosefeather moves the clouds away) Goosefeather- (Innocently) Hi! You just had a nap attack! Are you alright? Pinestar- Yes, I just need to rest.. (Pinestar falls asleep) Briarlight- Team number eight is... Cloudtail and Firestar! (Cloudtail is carring Firestar on his back) Cloudtail- Get... him... off... (Firestar takes out whip and starts whipping Cloudtail) Firestar- Faster! Faster! Daisy- Firestar stop that! Firestar- It's king Firestar! I AM THE KING! I can do anything I want. Cloudtail, you were too slow so someone else can do it next time. Cloudtail- Really? WOO HOO! (Starts dancing with Jayfeather) Firestar- OOO! ROYAL ENTERTAINMENT! I MUST WATCH! (Sits down infront of Jayfeather and Cloudtail) Firestar- Daisy! For annoying the king, I command you to sing! Daisy- No way! I'll dance! (Starts dancing) Firestar- HMPH! But the awesomeness of dancing... (Firestar curls his tail playfully around his paws and starts bobbing his head to the music) Briarlight- The ninth team is... Yellowfang and Leafpool! (Yellowfang teleports beside Briarlight so they are touching faces) Yellowfang- Yes..... (Briarlight jumps back) Briarlight- Eek! Leafpool- I have transformer powers! (Turns into a pool with a leaf in it) Leafpool- I'm a Leafpool! Willowpelt- WATA... (Starts drinking Leafpool. Leafpool transforms to her normal self) Leafpool- HEY! Willowpelt- I thought you were a pool of water with a leaf in it! (Storms off) Briarlight- Team number ten is... Bumblestripe and... Dovewing- Dovewing. I know all the other cats, in the order you and Jayfeather said their names. Briarlight- Go. Dovewing- Sorreltail, Darkstripe, Goosefeather, Bluestar, Tigerstar, Pinestar, Willowpelt, Whitestorm, Millie, Daisy, Longtail, Jayfeather, Mapleshade, Thistle claw, Cloudtail, Firestar... Firestar- It's KING Firestar! Dovewing- I'm no calling you that! I'm calling you great, great uncle! Firestar- You make me feel old! Dovewing- You are! Now let me finish! Yellowfang, Leafpool, Bumblestripe and me! Briarlight- Wow! How do you do it? Dovewing- I have awesome powers! And a good memory... Briarlight- Our last team is... Dovewing- Ferncloud and Goldenflower Briarlight- GRR... (Dovewing takes out a list) Dovewing- YAY! I completed number three on my list! (Dovewing ticks the list and puts it back) Briarlight- What was number three? And what was the list about? Dovewing- The list is all the things I would like to do, and number three was ANNOY BRIARLIGHT:D Briarlight- GRRR... Goldenflower- One! Two! Three! Four! Goldenflower and Ferncloud- (Doing Gangman Style) Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoopa Gangman Style ehh... Sexy Gold and Fern whoop whoop whoop whoop whoopa Gangman style! (All cats stop what they are doing and clap apart from Pinestar, who is still asleep) Firestar- Bravo! Bravo! Briarlight- Where did you learn that? Ferncloud- Bramblestar's nine lives ceremony! (Slaps paws with Goldenflower) Goldenflower and Ferncloud- Queen power! Briarlight- Ok! Some one wake up Pinestar. Every cat, line up at the start line! (Willowpelt jumps on Pinestar with a pogo stick) Pinestar- Oww! Willowpelt- We are beginning to line up at the tart line! Pinestar- Did you say the TART LINE? Willowpelt- Briarlight said that. (Willowpelt and Pinestar look at each other) Willowpelt and Pinestar- TARTS! (They sprint over to the start line) Briarlight- Ok. Line up along the start line. Your first clue is outside the studio. Read the clue and start the adventure. Longtail, you and Jayfeather's clues are written in Braille. Dovewing, you need to read all the clues! Are you ready? Pinestar- Where are the tarts? Willowpelt- Yea! The TARTS! Briarlight- On your marks, Get set, GO!
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