| abstract | - Following 13 Followers 45 About to set sail on my boat. Fly Dutcheeeeeee Babaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! Holy damn. Hottest. Chick. Ever. On the docks. Gonna go get a name ;) Calypso. So hot. She’s like mysterious and like untamed as the ocean, you know? Damn. Damn. @Calypso is comin with us. This is gonna be a great trip Looks like a storm’s up ahead. @Calypso has been moody all day Im like really worried. Calypso has been like weird for the past like week. Also, dont know where the eff we are........ Whoa Calypso is such a bitch. She dumped me. She effin dumped me. Ive decided. I dumped that bitch into the ocean. If I cant be with Calypso, I’m cutting out my damn heart. Damn her. X(Holy crap. Holy Crap. The Flyin Dutchee is caught in a huge whirlpool. I coulda swore I see Calypso’s face in the water....... Got an extreme makeover: Bitch edition. Calypso is a friggin sea goddess. That’s so hot. Why does she hafta be a bitch? She turned me and my crew into weirdo fish people. What the hell. Have Now I got a damn job. Gotta “ferry the souls of those lost at sea to the afterlife”. Calypso needs anger management. Not gonna be able to tweet much anymore. Ho. Met this like Pirate court. Bunch of pirates from around the world. Lol african pirate sounds funny “hadda-badda-booda-beedee!” Persuaded the pirate dudes. We are gonna trap Calypso in the human form of the voodoo lady. LOL suck it bitch. She calls herself “Tia Dalma” now. How queer? LOL Gotta get back to messin with sailors RT @TiaDalma: What the hell Davy? I break up with you, give you a JOB and you get so pissed you make a bunch of pirates turn me into a HUMAN?! XO Just found a huge squid. Called it Kraken. Now Davy’s got a pet to do his bidding @MaccusRuleZ what the hell is the deal with your head? Your like a sharkhead now RT @MaccusRuleZ: Look who’s talkin mr. octopussy-face. And the claw? Not intimidating. Ok, just went to this shipwreck expectin some like dead people for my crew….and this Jack Sparrow dude tries to bargain with me. I gave him 13 years on his precious ship….. So I’m sailing on the bottom of the ocean, and theres this guy chained to a cannonball just sitting there. WTF? Omfg. The cannonball dude is from “Jack Sparrow’s” crew. Turns out, jackie’s mate Barbiossa mutineed on him. Bootstrap bill didn’t agree with Barbie, so he got attached to a cannonball LOL. New wreck spotted ahead. Going in. My favorite thing about Kraken? That he legit sucks peoples’ faces off Maccus is summoning me. Wtf? He and the crew are supposed to deal with the people. I hate the living O. M. G. On the boat was one of “Jack Sparrow’s” men. Told Jackie his soul was worth 100 souls and that hes got 3 days to get me 99 souls (I took Legolas as one of them).
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