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| rdfs:comment | - Time Cube (not to be confused with Star Gate) is the now-generally accepted theory of Time and Space, which debunked the works of Newton and Einstein, and the JudeoChristian and Islamic monotheistic religions. Some of the consequences of applying this research was the quadrupling of the 24-hour day, and an an increase of the lifespan of the Universe by several million bazillion eons. However, the most significant consequences for humanity involve the salvation of all mankind through application of Cubic wisdom. Image:Time Cube Sign.png
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| abstract | - Time Cube (not to be confused with Star Gate) is the now-generally accepted theory of Time and Space, which debunked the works of Newton and Einstein, and the JudeoChristian and Islamic monotheistic religions. Some of the consequences of applying this research was the quadrupling of the 24-hour day, and an an increase of the lifespan of the Universe by several million bazillion eons. However, the most significant consequences for humanity involve the salvation of all mankind through application of Cubic wisdom. Time-Cube related technologies also reduced the potential impact of atomic weapons by 75%. This made the theory's creator Gene Ray (and his research assistant Alex Chiu) shoe-ins for both the Nobel Prize and Freakiest Monkey of the Year Award 2007 in New York. They were given four of the awards on October 24½ in the year 2004¼. The awards were bestowed upon them in perfect 4-corner simultaneous synchrony, by 4 wise bearded Himalayan noblemen whose nakednesses were covered with 4 cube-shaped loincloths, that were white and had pretty trim edging that their mother's mother's had done for them. Image:Time Cube Sign.png
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