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| rdfs:label | - University of the Philippines
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| rdfs:comment | - The University of the Philippines (UP for short) is the largest and most Communist infested campus in the Philippines. Located at the heart of the Quezon City dimensional breach (just a mile or so from God's thigh bone), the main campus is so huge that it is frequently mistaken for the Black Hole of Calcutta. In fact, if you try entering the campus you might never emerge back into the world for fifteen years, and if you do you might come back hellbent on despising the world at large and installing comrade Mao Zedong as Chairman. It stands as no surprise that its symbol is a naked man with a flaccidly miniscule penis: as future leaders in a socialist state, UP students will declare clothes as subversive, guaranteeing a one-way ticket into a steamy jungle gulag. UP also has other campuses sc
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| abstract | - The University of the Philippines (UP for short) is the largest and most Communist infested campus in the Philippines. Located at the heart of the Quezon City dimensional breach (just a mile or so from God's thigh bone), the main campus is so huge that it is frequently mistaken for the Black Hole of Calcutta. In fact, if you try entering the campus you might never emerge back into the world for fifteen years, and if you do you might come back hellbent on despising the world at large and installing comrade Mao Zedong as Chairman. It stands as no surprise that its symbol is a naked man with a flaccidly miniscule penis: as future leaders in a socialist state, UP students will declare clothes as subversive, guaranteeing a one-way ticket into a steamy jungle gulag. UP also has other campuses scattered around the archipelago, still trying to convert the country from Roman Catholicism to Communism (led by Jeebus and a whole bunch of grues).
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