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  • Assemblage 23
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  • Assemblage 23 was formed sometime during the Civil War, after lead harpsichord player Tom Shear witnessed a travelling hardcore industrial band (that has since remained nameless) reciting the popular country song "Stand By Your Man". Tom Shear is so... perfect. Absolutely flawless. That's why most of his songs focus on blaming others, not himself. Maybe he has a guilty conscience. Maybe he's in denial. Only the dissection of his electronic synth-pilgrimage will tell.
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  • Assemblage 23 was formed sometime during the Civil War, after lead harpsichord player Tom Shear witnessed a travelling hardcore industrial band (that has since remained nameless) reciting the popular country song "Stand By Your Man". Tom Shear is so... perfect. Absolutely flawless. That's why most of his songs focus on blaming others, not himself. Maybe he has a guilty conscience. Maybe he's in denial. Only the dissection of his electronic synth-pilgrimage will tell.