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| rdfs:comment | - Coke Zero is an energy drink "that gives you the energy to sue someone", so it can be very useful in certain situations. It is called "Coke Zero" because it takes like Coke 0 percent of the time.
- Coca Cola 'Zero' (Zero, in this instance standing for "Zero taste") is the latest type of Coca Cola, this time claiming/boasting that it contains no sugar, and according to its nutritional information, it contains nothing in the way of sugars, proteins, carbohydrates or fats. Meanwhile, it somehow manages to contain 0.5 calories in Europe and 0 calories in the USA. In Middle-Earth, it has Uj calories. Coca Cola Zero is comprised of: Whether what they say is correct or not, we do not yet know.
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| abstract | - Coke Zero is an energy drink "that gives you the energy to sue someone", so it can be very useful in certain situations. It is called "Coke Zero" because it takes like Coke 0 percent of the time.
- Coca Cola 'Zero' (Zero, in this instance standing for "Zero taste") is the latest type of Coca Cola, this time claiming/boasting that it contains no sugar, and according to its nutritional information, it contains nothing in the way of sugars, proteins, carbohydrates or fats. Meanwhile, it somehow manages to contain 0.5 calories in Europe and 0 calories in the USA. In Middle-Earth, it has Uj calories. Coca Cola Zero is comprised of:
* Hydrofluoric Acid
* Absynth
* Battery Acid
* Caffeine
* Spinach
* Carbonite
* Automatic Transmission Fluid
* Coca-Cola
* Aspartameiafloraflan (sweetener)
* E 000
* Ground human skulls
* Jesus Juice
* Tears of crying children
* Powerthirst
* Diet Pepsi traces (about 10% of the time) Whether what they say is correct or not, we do not yet know.
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