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| rdfs:comment | - Kevin Richard Parker spontaneously appeared to humanity by 0CE, mistaken as the child of Jerry and Rosalind Parker. On that day, the world began to exist and stuff. Rosalind and Jerry Parker manifested AFTER The Kevin appeared, mind you. It's The Kevin's Magical world and we just live in it, explaining occurrences such as that. From age 0, he lived in Birmingham and put up with the bullshit happening across the street because of an escaped ape from the Perth Zoo, known simply as 'Trevor the Gorilla'. In the meantime, he took care of his parents. In fact, he cooked by boiling Neil Diamond vinyls down to a stew.
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| abstract | - Kevin Richard Parker spontaneously appeared to humanity by 0CE, mistaken as the child of Jerry and Rosalind Parker. On that day, the world began to exist and stuff. Rosalind and Jerry Parker manifested AFTER The Kevin appeared, mind you. It's The Kevin's Magical world and we just live in it, explaining occurrences such as that. From age 0, he lived in Birmingham and put up with the bullshit happening across the street because of an escaped ape from the Perth Zoo, known simply as 'Trevor the Gorilla'. In the meantime, he took care of his parents. In fact, he cooked by boiling Neil Diamond vinyls down to a stew.
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